TESTIMONIALS
Julya Medvidev SC
I have an almost 15 years old English Spaniel.. and because he was extremely active whole his life , he started have an arthritis. I do not like medication much and when we walk, I noticed his limping.. my heart started hurting.. I immediately started using Almag 01( I have a long time already for myself and my family) and after even one 20 minute session he was better! One time he can’t even use one stair to go out and I use one more and he was running.. I was so happy! I know this magical tool is absolutely necessary in my household for sure! I also purchased Almag 02 and My friends from car accident or just sleeping only 4 hours a day they say that that had wings!!!
I highly recommend this Almag to anyone, no matter what you have! It’s investment in your Health and Wellbeing!!!
Elena is an Amazing consultant on any health questions you have to use this machine! Very knowledgeable and always willing to help! I am actually using it now Almag as I am typing my testimony. I purchased this for my mom, my sister, my brother and my best friend! They are very thoughtful and always telling how helpful this in they life! I remember my mom broke her leg and I immediately got Almag and she had a fastest recovery! Doctors was pretty impressed!!!
When you have Almag in your home- you never will be disappointed!!!
Almag-Plus
Pain-Free Living: A Testament to the Remarkable AlmagInternational Device
The AlmagInternational device “Almag” utilises innovative technology to target and reduce pain in a quick and efficient manner. Its ability to provide relief almost instantly is truly impressive and has made a significant difference in my daily life. Whether it’s muscle soreness, joint pain, or any other type of discomfort, this device has consistently delivered results.
Furthermore, the durability and reliability of the AlmagInternational device “Almag” have been exceptional. Despite years of regular use, it continues to perform at a high level, making it a long-lasting and dependable solution for pain management. This device has truly become an essential part of my daily routine, providing me with the relief I need to live a comfortable and pain-free life.
In conclusion, the AlmagInternational device is a remarkable tool for pain relief that has greatly improved my quality of life. Its ability to alleviate pain almost immediately, along with its durability and reliability, make it a standout product in the market. I highly recommend this device to anyone seeking effective and efficient pain relief solutions.
THE DEVICE ALMAG
I have been using the device Almag for 2 weeks now and my pain is hardly noticeable during extended periods of activity. I am forever grateful for your kind thoughts.
AFTER USING ALMAG -01 MY LEGS HAVE BEGUN TO SOFTEN UP NOT ACHE OR PAIN ME ANYMORE.
When I was about 4 or 5 yrs old, I had some fish hooks stuck in my leg. They did not know how to get them out, so they cut the top part and left the other part in my leg 3 hooks in my left leg and 2 in my right leg. My legs looked normal until I turn 60 yrs old. my calves were hard and had a weird feeling about them. After using Almag -01 my legs have begun to soften up not ache or pain me anymore. When I was 18 I got crushed between a 36-ton truck and telephone pole. My back is scrabble looking on x-rays. I use it on my back and right leg to help with pain. It has help me on almost every problem I’ve put it on. My sister had liver and head trauma. It took the swelling down out of her head lower her blood platelets which were too high and much much more. Caused her biles to move regularly.
YELENA AND HER MAGNETIC THERAPY IS ALL SHE NEEDED
I am a massage therapist on the beautiful island Curacao and I recently had the pleasure to meet Yelena Pukhovitskaya and see what miracles she does with her warm energetic hands. She also did some of her miracles on my sister. My sister had a weird swelling on her face from her eye going all the way down to her yaw and ear area. She had a treatment with this magnetic miracelous mashine and minutes later she looked just fine and with almost no pain. Her eye was red and after it was imediately less redish. She had twice in a row car accidents both with whiplash. Yelena give her some of her warm and miracelous hand treatments and she is feeling just fine. She had been visiting a pysiotherapist for a long time with no results. Yelena and her magnetic therapy is all she needed. God bless you Yelena. Thank you sooo much!
MAGNETIC THERAPY WORKS!
I have severe fibromyalgia along with 4 other chronic pain conditions, yet I can go to work 5 days a week, and on my feet! I couldn’t do it without the magnets. I’ve been using the therapy for 16 years now
THIS LITTLE MACHINE ALMAG 01 IS CHANGING MY LIFE
This little machine is changing my life to a the best it can be!!!! No pain at all!!!! My back feels, like I a 20 years old again, and blood pressure is 120 on 80, which was like this for more then 10 years!!!! It is a miraculous machine, and I could not be more happy!!!! Feels so good and young!!!! And such good mood….
I COULDN’T LIVE WITHOUT MY ALMAG-01
Thank you, Yelena Pukhovitskaya, for your amazing customer service! I couldn’t live without my Almag-01 and you really did make my holiday and restore my faith in people. Your generosity is so appreciated!
I AM HAPPY TO TELL YOU THAT MY DAD IS WALKING BETTER.
This is Ken. I came on Saturday with my mom and dad. I am happy to tell you that my dad is walking better. This was noticed the next day by his friends, they meet weekly after church. He told my every day when he wakes up his feet feel like they are burning and he walks on the bathroom tiles to help cool them off. He used the device on his feet and the next day he noticed that his feet were not burning. The burning has been going on for roughly 5 years or more and now it is gone. Pretty amazing! My mom and dad are very happy with the quick results. They also appreciate the time, effort and care with helping my dad. They are very happy that they came to Brooklyn on Saturday and had that experience. They will work on the exercises and drink the structured water. I would like to thank you and Alex for you help. We really appreciate it. I have recommended this to a couple people over the weekend. I will buy another one soon. Can you send me your email address (if you use another) as well as Alex’s? I am supposed to send you some information. I will keep you posted. Thanks for the gift, that was really nice. OBTW, my mom wanted to ask how do you position the almag for the diabetes/ pancreas?
MY DAD IS FEELING ALLOT BETTER
Just wanted t say thanks again for all your help. My dad is feeling allot better. His diabetic neuropathy I am currently borrowing his almag for our sick cat. We will eventually get another. The vet bills were quite large
ALMAG 02 IS A GREAT ADDITION TO MY PHYSICAL THERAPY TOOLKIT
I have been using Almag 02 for over a year, and I have seen great results. Almag 02 is a great addition to my physical therapy toolkit. The patients love being treated with no pain or discomfort or drugs. The treatments are effective and easy to perform at home and in the clinical setting. This modality helps me achieve visible results faster then simply using conventional physical therapy techniques.
MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS
I have had MS since 1997, a debilitating disease that is considered by medicine as an auto-immune condition, attacking the mylen sheath surrounding the nerves, causing many debilitating symptoms, including numbness, pain, fatigue, loss of bladder function, eye-sight and much more. Over the years, the auto-immune theory never convinced me of its validity, given their is still no concrete answer for the cause of MS, nor is there a definitive treatment. Conventional drug therapies claim to have benefits, although they still do not offer a cure. Additionally, they come with serious side effects and can not promise that the course of the disease has been altered, even though the literature said so. While many drugs offer hope for some diseases, I have looked with caution upon companies that reap huge financial profits and have enormous marketing campaigns. Now, thankfully, patients are demanding better ideas and atlas, the auto-immune theory is being turned on its head by a new and promising idea, CCSVI (Chronic Cerebral Venous Insufficiency) a vascular condition, resulting in improper blood flow. Nevertheless, in my early years with MS, I tried the drug therapies, hoping the benefits outweighed the risks, although I found the side effects very debilitating and I could not conclude that these drugs were stopping the course of my progression. So over the years, I decided to stop drug therapy and maintain an extremely open mind to all possibilities for healing. As part of my relentless searching for help, I was introduced to Almagia magnets, Pulsed Electronic Magnetic Fields, an idea I had not come across before . After doing a little research online, I was interested in finding out more. I called Lena Pukhovitskaya to inquire about them and how they should be applied. She offered showed me how to use them. I have been using the magnets at home for symptom relief. They do increase my circulation, which allows me to do some of my daily activities with improved ease. While the magnets are not a cure all, they offer a benefit of improved mobility and lessen the pain and numbness, at least for me. I have found that the magnets offer a natural, painless method of healing energy.
CARPAL TUNNEL & BACK PAIN
I have been acquainted with you for over 10 years and knew that your massage therapy had to help my carpal tunnel syndrome. Last year when you started telling me about these devices and how much they helped with what sounded like everything, I have to tell you I was skeptical. As you know I am a diabetic and have had a previous heart attack and have a stent in place. Seems like the last 3 or 4 years I have seen such a downfall in my overall health. I explained to you the problems I was having with my feet, neck and back and you kept telling me I needed to use the Almag and I just kept thinking I would try home remedies, etc. Finally after being so discouraged, I decided maybe I should try them. Well one more time, you were right. I have been using the Almag on my feet now for a week and already I see a marked improvement in the numbness and pain. I have also been using on my back and spine. I have been feeling better overall. I have more energy, sleep better and feel better than I have in the past 4+ years. Tim has been using Almag on his shoulder and back and has also seen a marked improvement and so much less pain. Tony has been using the Magafon and he says his ankle swelling, pain, and discomfort have almost gone completely and his pain.You know he injured it over a year ago. I would certainly recommend to other friends and family. As a matter of fact, I already have. I have told several people about them and directed them to the website. I think these units are phenomenal and will certainly be of use to people, young and old for all types of health issues and physical handicaps. They have helped me already in so many ways. I have been so excited about the devices, I can’t decide where I should use them first. Thank you so much for caring and sharing you expertise and knowledge with me & my family. You are the best!
MY CHOW CHOW WAS GETTING UP ON HIS OWN AND WALKING ALMOST THE WAY HE USED TO BEFORE THE ILLNESS
Hi Lena, My Chow Chow is now doing very well. He has had only seven sessions with the Magofon-01 and their has been very obvious improvements. He has very serious hip dysplasia and arthritis. We thought we would have to put him down since he was unable to get up and could barely walk. We started giving him homeopathic medicine which help, however, it wasn’t until we started using the PEMF device. After his fourth treatment he was getting up on his own and walking almost the way he used to before the illness. After seven treatments his abilities are amazing particularly since he is over 13 years old. Additionally, I sincerely appreciate the expert support that I have been receiving. It is an absolute pleasure doing business with you and your company. My many thanks for this wonderful device as it has brought my buddy back to me. My very best regards.
ALMAG+ IS WORKING! GOOD INVESTMENT!
I was considering purchasing Almag for about 2 years. My major concerns were: i) whether device made in Russia (220 V) will work in the USA; ii) whether device made with general consumer in mind will have high enough penetrating power. Now, Elamed makes devices that can be used in the USA. I decided to risk and buy Almag+ . Another reason for me to purchase Almag was that I had severe low back pain and sciatic problems in the past 3 month before I purchase Almag+. Usually, I had them ones every two years. Thanks to Yelena, she helped me to make my mind. First, I started low back pain treatment at setting 3 for 5 min and increased to 10 min on day 2. I placed emitters or inductors, as Elamed called them the hand book, along lumbar and sacrum areas. First impression is that treatment increases pain from 3-4 to 5-7 on 1-10 scale. After 5 min post treatment pain disappeared and reappeared in about 10-12 hrs. I decided to change protocol of treatment and use 3 cycles of the treatment with 1-day break in between: 5min on setting 3 flowed by 5 min on setting 1. Additionally, I placed inductors along sciatic nerve path and used device for 5min at setting 1. After 2 weeks of treatment completion, I feel no pain. It seems, it is important to feel enhanced pain during treatment. I have feeling that if no pain enhancement, you will have no effect. Move inductors up or down, or a little right or left. Warring! Indeed, treatment can increase or decrease blood pressure. After treatment, my systolic blood pressure has decreased about 15mm. However, my husband did not want use device even on a low setting. His blood pressure has increased 25 mm every time when he used it. Just recently, I have discovered that Almag+ helps me to relieve migraine headaches. I placed 4 inductors onto collar zone and used device for 5-10 min on setting 3 depending on severity of pain. I consider buying another handheld device to treat migraines. Several friends and neighbors told me that they used Almag-01 for years and very happy with the results of treatment. Bottom line, Almag+ is good investment. It does help.
CERTAINLY RESTORE QUALITY OF LIFE
I had been suffering from severe erectile dysfunction for several years. Although under treatment by a very capable urologist, the only “cure” that the urologist could come up with was prescribing Viagra/Levitra/Cialis. All three drugs do help in resolving ED, but the side effects were completely unmanageable. As well, I also suffered prostatitis and Epididymitis . Again, the urologist was unable to provide any specific cures for the conditions. I decided to do my own research and I was fortunate enough after several weeks of research to come across the Elamed/ Almagia Mavit machine. I started using this machine and had some improvement in about a week. After two months, improvements were quite good. Over the long-term, I would have to say that the Mavit completely cured all three ailments. The ability to resume normal relations with my spouse may well have save my marriage and certainly restored my quality of life. All the more amazing in that I am 68 years young and these conditions are much more difficult to treat the older that you are. I can recommend the Mavit without any qualification. The approximately $600 price was a fraction of what I spent on medical appointments and pharmaceuticals.
THE ELMI WANT IS AN AMAZING MACHINE
After using the Almag one on my 7 1/2-year-old grandson On his spine for 20 minutes he gets up put your shoes on and within two minutes he saying grandma my legs feel different I think I could be the fastest guy in school now about five minutes later on the way to lunch he says grandma my arms feel different to we got back from lunch he laid down on the sofa and 2 1/2 hours later I woke him up his mom was here getting he never takes naps the Elmi want is an amazing machine that I am very very very very very very very very very very very very very proud to have
ALMAG 01 & MAGOFON…AMAZING, AFFORDABLE, LIFE CHANGERS!
This is the kind of testimonial I would be glad to share with the world. Over 9-years ago, while researching the plethora of PEMF devices as an alternative healing and pain relief solution, I was fortunate enough to stumble upon the https://almagia.com website. After much due diligence, I was pleased to spend time on the phone with the USA distributor in New York and learn first hand of the wonderful results achieved by users of the Almag01 as well as Magofon. I bought both and have enjoyed amazing results ever since. The Almag01 has provided relief from a painful knee injury for me as well as overall better health. The Magofon has provided instant pain relief for arthritic pain in my wife’s hands and both devices have eliminated a small melanoma on her arm. Most amazing, was the healing of a growing cancerous tumor on my giant Schnauzer. It was closely monitored my our veterinarian who still can’t believe surgery wasn’t necessary to remove it. I could go on and on, but as I get older, I have happily purchased another Amag01 (was tired of sharing with my wife and dogs) as well as the Almag03. For any medical conditions that someone may have, I totally recommend you research and purchase Almag01 and Magofon as well as any other specific devices from Almagia that will meet your specific personal or professional needs. It will be the most satisfying and best investment in your health and well-being anyone could ever make. Live pain free!
Good morning Yelena, thank you for the treatment of yesterday, I slept for 3 1/2 to 4 hours. Sinds my colon operation in 2003 I ‘am suffering of insomnia. In 2013 I start getting my sleep back for 1 hour till I have reached 4 hours. The last pass months I lost mine sleep for weeks, and it is always difficult to get mine sleep back. Today I wake up with very less back pain . Nice to have meet you and have a nice
ALL IS GOING WELL WITH THE ALMAGS, WE ARE VERY PLEASED.
All is going well with the Almags, we are very pleased. We had loaned the PEMF pad we’ve had for years to my daughter. And, while it helped, my wife, who has chronic back discomfort with her scoliosis, got saw her situation get worse. Now all of us have Almags and I’m happy to say that my wife got relief almost immediately. I hope all is well with you, stay safe.
GOOD NEWS TODAY!
Good News today! The perforation into my sinuses is now closed = bone is closed…. follow up cat scan reveals swelling and inflammation markedly improved and sinus passageways are now open so infection now has a passageway to drain/leave my body! Doctor was flabbergasted, stating “This was not what I was expecting to see… this healing is miraculous!”. I went from a “total white out” to open passageways…. apparently this does not happen so I contribute my supersonic progress to Lina’s Magofon from Almagia Pulse Electromagnetic Field Therapy I have been on numerous antibiotics for FIVE MONTHS…. nothing was helping…. the perforation was allowing bacteria into my sinuses and the infection was systemic (spreading into my bloodstream). Nothing was helping… NOTHING. We were bracing for surgery. A week of the Magofon and I am a “walking miracle”…. nope, just finally found the right course of treatment. Thank you Lina for giving me my life back. I still have a long road to recovery but at least I can now see a light at the end of the tunnel!
NECESSITY FOR EVERY HOUSEHOLD!!
Alright, where to begin!
Me and my brother bought ALMAG-2 VER2 for our nerve condition. It is a fact that this stabilizes body function, blood circulation and energy. This device is also great to counteract the effect that stress and harmful EMFs has on the body. Anyway, this device is helping my family and family friends in remarkable way.
My mother has Microscopic Colitis which is basically inflamed colon, this device is greatly reducing her condition, she has now used the device for 3-4 weeks and all pains after meals and bloating is greatly reduced…also, her hip pain in the morning when she stands up from bed is gone…so the anti-inflammatory ALMAGIA programs are working.
Friend of the family is recovery from stroke. She claims her sensation is better, she has greater energy and better blood flow circulation. Her friends are mentioning to her that they notice this energetic glow around her.
My father is using this device for his Prost aid and bladder and is seeing result, less wake-up-to-pee moments during the night.
In my opinion PEMF device is something that should belong to every household as a preventive measures for illnesses and as a healing device!
PROSTATE PROBLEM
Thank you very much Elamed for such an amazing machine Mavit. I was suffering from the prostate problem since 2014 and the drugs doctors prescribed had serious side effects. In Nov 2020 doctor told me to go for surgery as my uroflowmetry flow was minimal., and surgery to has side effects like retrograde ejaculation and other issues which is a disaster. I could not get the machine in covid period, but in August 20 I got the machine. After I used it for a few days my flow improved significantly. It is now as good as normal. I am very happy that I need not go for surgery, and urologist is too is surprised and he said at present no need for surgery. This is one-time expense, and there is no recurring expenditure. I am thrilled and happy and suggest my friends and relatives who suffer from prostate issues. I once again thank you so much.
ALMAG-01
I’ve owned my Almag-01 PEMF device machine for over a year and can’t imagine life without it now. Originally I got it to heal a broken wrist which it worked wonders on. When I was in the cast I was in so much pain, and the sweeping magnetic pulses were very comforting. When I went back for x-rays the Doctor was surprised at how well the bones were knitting. Since then I have used it for the whole family–including the dogs who love it and try to crowd into the field when it’s on–for everything from bumps and scrapes to boosting immune system to healing more quickly from flu and bronchitis. We also use it to charge up and restructure our drinking water which has a lovely sweetness and smooth taste and really feels like it’s hydrating the body.
I’ve had wonderful experiences working with you, Yelena, you are always there at the other end of the phone with excellent suggestions and advice and you are truly knowledgeable.
I hope to be able to afford another machine this year, I really believe in this technology, it is genius. I tell everyone I know.
ALMAG FOR SUPPORT OF THE SPINE!
If you have been suffering from pains in the back, you must have ALMAG in your home health kit. This portable magnetic therapy device acts through the traveling pulse magnetic field – the most effective type of therapeutic magnetic fields.
It is exceptionally convenient to get ALMAG treatments in osteochondrosis: A patient may lie on it with its back down, or may wrap it around the lower back or the next. Then the device is simply plugged in and applied to the affected area. ALMAG shuts off automatically in 20 minutes. The treatment cycle includes 1-2 sessions pre day, and lasts the total of 18 days. 1.5 – 2 months later, the confirmation cycle is performed, with the maintenance treatment cycles conducted at least twice a year
ALMAG’s action promotes pain-killing and sedative effects, and removes swelling and inflammation. Chondroprotectors, myorelaxants, heating rubs and gels are more effective when used in combination with the ALMAG magnetic therapy.
If you buy ALMAG, you will acquire an ability to undergo magnetic procedures at home, at any time and place convenient for you. You may get treated and do something you like – watch TV, work on a computer, talk over the phone or browse through magazines – at the same time. Another advantage is in the minimum of contraindications registered for magnetic therapy, which allows all family members from young to old to use the device in treatment.
Almag has been wonderful in helping me overcome my arthritis and osteochondrosis. I am 55 years old, and now in the morning I can actually get up – rather then crawl out of the bed. I could not even dream about it before! Pains have been gone, and I am not afraid of their return: I always have Almag at my reach; it is simple to use and very effective. Please accept our gratitude and heartfelt thank you.
God bless you.
I had a auto accident 8 years ago and had to have neck surgery which went bad. I had electric shocks throughout my body and could barely walk. After years of trying different things: drugs, yoga, stretching, etc. I ran across an article on the electrical magnetic pulse device where I found the Almag 01 device. It has brought me back to normal before the accident. No more electrical shocks throughout my body. It has been a miracle recovery for me. Thanks so much!
Three months ago I would not have ever thought I would be writing a testimonial for the Electro Magnetic Pulse Therapy. For over 2 ½ years after having knee surgery I was experiencing extreme knee pain and swelling. This limited my physical activities and an exercise program that I had enjoyed for many years.
I was introduced to the Magnetic Pulse Therapy several months ago and was very apprehensive of the results. After one session, my walking had improved and the pain level had diminished. Three treatments later I notice a great difference with the swelling and the ease of movement with my knee. I have been able to resume many of my exercises that I enjoyed before my surgery.
I highly recommend the Electro Magnetic Pulse Therapy.
healed. Without the need for surgery. #2 whenever I get a bad headache, I put the almag on my head. It’s gone in about 10 minutes. This goes for migraines too. Menstrual cramps…miraculous. It kills pain. All pain. Almag heals all disease. Even covid. It’s a real Godsend. I hope you will look it up and click on the chat page. Yelena will respond. She’s worked with the Dr for years. She’s an encyclopedia on the almag device and it’s processes. You can’t go wrong with almag. I just wish everyone in the his group would go to almagia. So many are using these machines that have so many problems with them. This is affront to healing. But they’re so committed to a bad machine that alot still want to see their machines worked on and enhanced by the manufacturer whwn Allrhey need is to move over to the almag.
Thank you, Yelena Pukhovitskaya, for your amazing customer service! I couldn’t live without my Almag-01 and you really did make my holiday and restore my faith in people. Your generosity is so appreciated!
The generosity of Yelena heart is amazing! !!! The kindness and desire to help is unprecedented! !!! A true healler!!!!! And her Almag is a miracle machine!!!! My life is painless!!!!!
I am very impressed with your company for several reasons, I have called several times and have spoken to a person each time I called, the people were pleasant, professional and knowledgeable and were able to solve my problem quickly and efficiently, that goes for our conversation today as well. I am happy to recommend your company to family, friends and anyone who needs a unit
Thank you Almagia !
Life changing!!! I had a fractured scaphoid bone in my wrist that did not heal for over 3 months. Multiple doctors looked at it, including one of the best specialists in the country and I was scheduled for a surgery. It would have been an open reduction internal fixation surgery with bone grafting which means a piece of bone would be removed from a different part of my body, placed inside the scaphoid fracture and screwed together. I decided to try pulsed electromagnetic field therapy (PEMF) using ALMAG-01 device. When the doctor looked at the results of my CT Scan her jaw dropped. She said “I am flabbergasted, I have never seen this before.” Keep in mind that this doctor is one of the best specialists in the US for this specific injury. I am so happy and thankful that I met Yelena. Listen to her suggestions on which device to use and how to use it. Infinitely thankful!!!
Almag+
Hello. I have been using and treating animals with PEMF units for 20yrs and I just recently purchased the AlMag +. My mom, 82yo, has degenerative spine and buldging discs in her back, knees are “bone on bone”, AFib, high cholesterol etc. She treated her knees for 10min. each on Program 3 last night and called me this morning to say “I want you to know that after having my knees treated with the AlMag + I was able to stretch out my legs and sleep PAIN FREE. That is the most rest I’ve gotten without pain in a long time”.
Thank you Yelena. You are a blessing to me and my family.
ALMAG+
Yelena is a real customer champion! I needed to get the Almag+ version urgently to address a medical condition so I called the company. Yelena took her personal time outside of regular customer service hours to make sure that my purchase went though. She also ensured a prompt shipment so I could start using the device as soon as possible. THANK YOU!
PH.D.
Yelena Pukhovitskaya is not only an expert in earth energy medicine with an international clientele, but she also provides the most immediate and accessible customer support I have experienced in many years – 48 to 72 hour live consultation and advisement as needed.
ALMAG+ HELPED ME RECOVER FROM KNEE SURGERY
I purchased an Almag+ (love it) from you a little over a month ago in anticipation of total knee replacement surgery. I had the surgery and have completed a course of treatment with the Almag+. The manual says I should wait 6 to 8 weeks before doing another treatment, but obviously I am not completely healed yet. Do I need to wait or can I start another 3 week treatment course now?
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